I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
That's because her pet parrot the other day yelled "We better hurry up before John gets here for our dinner date. Where's my dress?"
I think she and her husband may be getting back together.
-John Johnson
I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
That's because her pet parrot the other day yelled "We better hurry up before John gets here for our dinner date. Where's my dress?"
I think she and her husband may be getting back together.
-John Johnson
