The Frantic 911 Call Regarding Mitzi The Turtle

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 10 September 2010

A frantic man called 911 and said that his wife had told him if he did not quit drinking that she was going to take their pet turtle Mitzi and turn her into turtle soup.

He was asked if she was a blonde.

The man replied that he had no idea because the shell was covering up her entire body.

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