Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tolstoy.
Tolstoy who?
Leo or more accurately Lyev Nikolayevich Tolstoy, famed Russian novelist and writer of such classics as War And Peace and Anna Karenina, pacifist, educational reformer, dramatist! Born in Yasnaya Polyana, Russia on September 9th 1828, died in Astopovo, Russia on November 20th 1910, would you like to buy some encyclopedias?
