Wild Night Of Sex Got Us Arrested

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

Never go on a vacation in another country and forget your glasses.

It was bad enough that I put Ky-Jelly on my hair and looked like an idiot from the Forties was embarrassing enough, but using Liquid Heat before sex got me and the wife screaming so loud that they came and arrested both of us for disturbing the peace.

From the hospital: Dicky Burns

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