Nick Clegg sleeping joke

Submitted by Everyman

Thursday, 26 August 2010

How does a Shepherd get to sleep? He counts sheep
How does a pharmacist get to sleep? He takes a sleeping pill
How does Nick Clegg sleep at night? God knows

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