Submitted by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 25 August 2010

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence
indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing
statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be
convicted, resorted to a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch.

"Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk
into this courtroom."
He looked toward the courtroom door. The
jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly.

A minute passed.

Nothing happened. Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the
previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I
therefore put to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as
to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of
not guilty."

The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate.

A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.

"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door."

The jury foreman replied: "Oh, we did look, but your client didn't."

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