Don't Wash Your Hands

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 14 August 2010

Thanks to today's modern technology, you no longer have to wash your hands really good with soap after using a public restroom.

Now they have those air-blower machines and you can stand right under it and it will dry all the piss off your pants and shoes.

Don't take long either.

-Doug Witherspoon

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