Stiff times

Submitted by j.w.

Friday, 13 August 2010

Stiff and nonsense. That is the problem. Rigidity is at the root of it. I had a cast iron alibi but my unbending attitude did me in. I wish I could have been more flexible. But the stiff remained, evidence of my supposed crime. The Judge and Jury were convinced that someone with such an erection, which even appeared in court, was culpable evidence. But it was the beautiful chair of the Jury who looked into my eyes with her mouth open.
I will appeal but first I have to find a way of to deal with the matter. Most solutions I see are for those who are not rigid. What about those who are rigid practically all the time?

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