Police in South Bristol just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000 semi automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, £50 million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes all in a semi- detached house behind the Public Library in Hartcliffe.
Local residents were stunned.
A community spokesman said: "We're shocked. We never knew we had a Library!!"