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Submitted by birbee

Friday, 13 August 2010

Police in South Bristol just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000 semi automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, £50 million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes all in a semi- detached house behind the Public Library in Hartcliffe.
Local residents were stunned.
A community spokesman said: "We're shocked. We never knew we had a Library!!"

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