Seeking The Secrets Of The Crystal!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

I have tried many ways to seek who I am and the reason I am here.

I've tried many methods and talked to many leaders in different fiends of knowledge.

Then this nice older lady told me to look into and study the crystal!

What a crock of crap! Here I go from Tibet to Haiti and this old lady thinks my future is written in a cheap hamburger!

-Mada Hatter

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