The Real Reason America's Oldest Waitress Finally Retired

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 9 August 2010

The oldest waitress in America has finally retired. Greta Swallowfield, 92, retired effective noon today. She said she worked as a waitress for 72 years. When asked what finally convinced her to retire she replied that she felt it was time to hang up her apron when she walked into the wrong restaurant...for the seventh time in seven days.

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