Ass Cream

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 9 August 2010

If I live to be a hundred and fifty, I'll never understand women.

You ask your wife to eat one little scoop of Ben & Jerry's Jimi Hendrix, One-Thousand Licks ice cream out of your ass while singing the Star Spangled Banana and suddenly you're a pervert!

After all, I was willing to take a bath so that shows you how much it meant to me.

-The Happy Hippy

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