If I live to be a hundred and fifty, I'll never understand women.
You ask your wife to eat one little scoop of Ben & Jerry's Jimi Hendrix, One-Thousand Licks ice cream out of your ass while singing the Star Spangled Banana and suddenly you're a pervert!
After all, I was willing to take a bath so that shows you how much it meant to me.
-The Happy Hippy
