Shoved Can Of Beer Up Ass

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 8 August 2010

When I was in the sixth grade at school I was taught sex education by a 75-year-old Mother Superior, which is kind of like taking a course on barbecuing Tofurkeys with beer cans stuck up their ass.

Either way, there's been very limited experience handling meat in my life, so I got mixed up.

Just give me a chance to make it up to the Crawford family and I promise to get help, your Honor.

-Under 18 Minor Who Sexually Attacked family in Arkansas

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