When I was in the sixth grade at school I was taught sex education by a 75-year-old Mother Superior, which is kind of like taking a course on barbecuing Tofurkeys with beer cans stuck up their ass.
Either way, there's been very limited experience handling meat in my life, so I got mixed up.
Just give me a chance to make it up to the Crawford family and I promise to get help, your Honor.
-Under 18 Minor Who Sexually Attacked family in Arkansas
