Man: Something always comes up when I am with you.
Woman: I thought it was your mobile phone.
Woman: Why are you so hard on me?
Man: Because you are so sexy.
Wife: How's your old man?
Husband: He's as tough as nails.
He will be soon.
Perhaps he should move in with us.
He's coming this afternoon.
I'll get the bed ready.
Wife: I can never remember your friend's surnames. There's Jimmy.
How about Jasper?
You know the thing about you are your friends, John Thomas, is that you are all pricks!