No Big Penis, Thank You Very Much

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 7 August 2010

Being a Confucianist, while spiritually satisfying in a lot of ways, has really put a damper on my sex life.

One of our major tenets is that we shouldn't do something to anyone that we wouldn't want done to ourselves. And to be honest, I really don't want anyone sticking their big penis in me.

-Ian Dauphnee

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