My Godlfish Died

Submitted by David David

Friday, 3 October 2008

A man came home and saw the little girl next door digging a hole in the flowerbed.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"My goldfish died and I'm burying him" replied the little girl.

"Oh, I'm sorry. But why is the hole so big?" he asked again.

The little girl replied, "Because your f***ing cat ate him."

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