Aliens Seen Near Mexican Border

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 1 August 2010

Who knew that all those illegal aliens that I felt sorry for and took only $20 per person and loaded in the back of my truck and hid them behind the parsnips, were crazy about parsnips?

Since they deported me also, I've kind of developed a taste for them myself.

-Don Key

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