Signs to put on wall next to your office desk

Submitted by Inchcock

Friday, 30 July 2010

Below, we present a list of favoured witty/funny/sarcastic signs, to put on show near the office desk you almost work at.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

If at first you don't succeed, delegate it again.

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Your job is Still better than asking, "You want fries with that?"

Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer for free.

The Reward for a job well done: more work.

I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


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