A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room.
Five minutes later he calls the desk and say,
"You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?"
The desk clerk says,
"Sir, that's absurd. Have you looked for the door?"
The person says,
"Well, there's one door that leads to the bathroom. There's a second door that goes into the closet. And there's a door I haven't tried, but it has a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on it."