Chuck Norris Joke: No Smoking Signs

Submitted by Zachary Buckler

Friday, 3 October 2008

'No smoking' signs are taken down when Chuck Norris enters a restaurant.

He can smoke wherever he wants to.

And if you tell him he can't smoke he will put a grenade in your appetizer.


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