Grandma's Boyfriend

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 25 July 2010

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing
with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up
and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that
Grandpa went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in
my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me
feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as
my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She
started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix
the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the
door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello
son, is your Grandma home?'

The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'

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