In Bad Shape

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 25 July 2010

I cried because I had no shoes. Then I cried because I had no shirt and the restaurant wouldn't let me come in.

Then I saw a man who had no penis, and I thought, man is that old boy ever screwed if he winds up behind bars.

-Harry Pitts

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