Kids write the Stupidest Sh-t: The Romans.

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Thursday, 22 July 2010

Hughie, Age 8: Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was going to be made king.

Nero was a cruel tyrany who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

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