Cars & Sex!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 20 July 2010

My husband claims his car will go from zero to seventy in ten seconds.

I don't know why he wants it to do that, other than the fact that he usually wants to have sex right after he tells me.

Then suddenly he'll shout it out during sex.

Of course, sometimes I sort of hint around about that car being so fast.

-Aunt Shame

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