Olympic Standard Performances

Submitted by Rusty

Thursday, 25 September 2008

Very sexy blonde relaxing on a sun lounger by the side of a hotel swimming pool. Fit looking bloke comes and occupies the lounger next to her.

As she seems to be taking no notice of his presence he strides confidently over to the high diving boards, climbs to the top platform and does a double reverse somersault followed by a pike and a rip entry with nary a splash.
He swims to the side, vaults out and strides back to his lounger.

"Wow", she comments, "That was some dive."

"Thanks. I'm Bob, you might have seen me diving at the Beijing Olympics in July," he informs her.

Being a forward type Bob asks if she can swim. With a knowing wink and a sly grin she ups and dives into the pool, does a swift 120 lengths and vaults effortlessly back onto the side,not even out of breath.

"Holy shit," Bob comments "That was fast. Are you an Olympic swimmer?"

"Actually no, I'm a prostitute in Liverpool, but I have to work both sides of the Mersey."


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