The Internet Addict

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 18 July 2010

A Internet addict was driving along in his beat-up old Toyota. He was so addicted to the net that he had a laptop connected to the net via a cellular phone in his car. He was so busy reading the jokes in his e-mai; that he failed to notice that he was low on gas.

Suddenly, in the country he ran out of gas.

He pondered his dilemma briefly before he started walking, looking for a gas station.

At one juncture, he decided to cross a farmer's field. Halfway across the field, he encountered a gigantic pig.

He was a little worried because of the size of the pig, but he tried to carry on nonchalantly.

Just as he began to pass the pig, to his amazement, the pig began to speak:

"Aren't you going to pay the toll for crossing this field?" the pig asked the Net addict.

"No," responded the Net addict. "I'm a frayed knot. Are you going to attack me for not paying the toll?"

"Well, yes," replied the pig. "I'm a feared sow."

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