Granny in Old Peoples Home

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 17 July 2010

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to the local nursing home in Dublin and leaves her as planned, hoping she will be well cared for.

The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast including All Bran and some toast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.

Later on the family arrives to see how te old girl is adjusting to her new home. "So Mum, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except every time I ready to pass wind, they keep stopping me!"


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