A Risky Shave

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barbers chair and said, "Ill have a shave and a shoe shine."

The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and Ill pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."


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