Yuppie in Accident with his Porche

Submitted by Inchcock

Sunday, 11 July 2010

A young, very successful, career oriented man was driving his prized possession, (his £80,000 Porsche Automobile) one night when he had a terrible accident - He flipped the car several times.

When the police arrived, he was walking around in a daze saying: "Oh no, not my Porsche, not my Porsche".

The Police officer took one look at him and said: "Sir, we've got to get you to the hospital, you're bleeding terribly".

It was as if the young man didn't hear him, he just kept repeating: "Oh no, not my Porsche".

Finally, the Police officer walked around him to check out all of his injuries. He frantically cried out to the young man: "We've got to get you to a hospital now sir, your left arm has been cut-off in the accident", to which the young man replied: "oh no, not my Rolex too!"


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