Three Church Ministers and their wives were just coming back from a convention when they were involved in a traffic accident and all three were killed.
All three couples stood in line at the Pearly Gates, waiting to get into heaven.
St Peter opened the books and said to the first man: "I can see that you were a good man but had one problem. You lusted after alcohol your whole life you never drank but your lust was so strong you would never marry until you met a girl named Sherry. Sorry, you can't come in."
The second minister approached St Peter and he said: "You were a good man, but it says here you lusted after money and your lust was so strong that you would not marry until you met a girl named Penny. Sorry, you cannot come in."
The third minister turned to his wife and said: "Come on Fanny, lets leave".