Two Old Ladies

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 10 July 2010

Two elderly women were taking tea in the Senior Citizens centre cafe one morning.

Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said: "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel turned her head and said: "What?"

Ethel repeated: "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel replied: "What did you say?"

Ethel said as loud as she could manage: "You have a suppository in your left ear dear!"

Mabel answered: "I have? A suppository?" She pulled it out & stared at it. Then she said: "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."


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