Two elderly women were taking tea in the Senior Citizens centre cafe one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said: "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel turned her head and said: "What?"
Ethel repeated: "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel replied: "What did you say?"
Ethel said as loud as she could manage: "You have a suppository in your left ear dear!"
Mabel answered: "I have? A suppository?" She pulled it out & stared at it. Then she said: "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."