An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 8 July 2010

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness.

Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.

The Irishman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.

The Scotsman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "Spit it out, Spit it out, you git!!"

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