Imaginary Friend

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 8 July 2010

When I was small, I made up this imaginary friend named Scartub. I have regretted that all my life. Mom always liked him best.

"Here's some ice cream for you and here's two scoops for Scartub."

When she left, I took Scartub's away from him and ate it.

But don't ever tell Mom.

-Rose Bush

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