Star Trek Funnies - 3

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

Question: How many ears does Picard have?

Answer: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Question: What did the first officer answer when Picard asked "Why did you let Troi win at poker?"

Answer: "Because I Riker."

Question: What is Thomas Riker's dating philosophy?

Answer: "If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again."

Question: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull?

Answer: "Captain, we are being hailed."

Question: Did you hear about the singing contest for young men at Starfleet Academy?

Answer: It's called the Kirk Tenor Prize.

Question: How many of the Enterprise's senior officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: All of them. One to screw it in, and the rest to debate the moral implications.

Question: What did Lore use to kill Data's cat?

Answer:Spot remover.

Question: What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can?

Answer: Worf Speed.

Question: Did you hear that Jonathan Frakes is starring in a remake of an old James Bond movie?

Answer: It's called Moonriker.

Question: How many TOS landing party members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: Only one, but the extra red-shirt will die in the attempt.

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