Mermaid

Submitted by armfeetandtoe

Monday, 5 July 2010

A drunk man is walking along the beach in Florida.
In the distance, he sees a Mermaid sitting on a rock.
He Approaches her and says; "You ever been fucked"?

"No I have not"! Shouts the Mermaid.

"You have now" Says the drunk; "The fukin tides just gone out"!


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