Strangers on a Train

Submitted by Jeremy Paxman

Friday, 2 July 2010

A Jewish American guy and a Chinese guy are sat opposite each other on a train and within minutes of the train pulling out the station; it's apparant for all to see that there's bad blood between the two of them.

As the journey continues, the tension in the carriage builds and finally reaches boiling point when the Jewish man lashes out with his foot at the Asian as he swiftly kicks the Chinese guy full in the face.

"What the fuck was that for?" asked the stunned Chinese gentleman.

"That was for Pearl Harbour you cunt." replied the Jewish man.

"Pearl Fucking Harbour? I'm Chinese you clown." retorted the Asian man as he wiped the blood from his face.

"Chinese, Japanese, you're all the fucking same" responded the Jewish man firmly.

At this point, before further violence ensued, other passengers intervened, the men are separated and the situation appears to calm down. About half an hour later, now sat a couple of rows back, the Chinese guy begins glowering down the aisle at the Jewish guy and shortly after he can take no more; he explodes into a fit of rage and he stands up, sprints down the aisle, leaps onto the Jewish man and begins to repeatedly rabbit punch him in the head.

"Jesus fucking christ" said the bleeding Jewish guy as he licked his wounds, "what the frigging hell was that for?"

"The Titanic." calmly replied the Chinese gentleman.

"The bloody Titanic? What on gods earth has that got to do with me you twat?" asked the vexed Jewish guy.

To which the Chinaman sanguinely replied, "Iceberg, Goldberg; you're all the fucking same"

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