Security Guard Tells His Wife!

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 1 July 2010

A drunken Security Guard walks into his bedroom holding a sheep under his arm.

He looks at his wife lying in the bed and says 'This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache!'

The wife snaps back 'I'll think you'll find that's a sheep'

The Guard replies 'I'll think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!'

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