Women vs Men - 13 - The Perfect Day

Submitted by Inchcock

Monday, 28 June 2010

The Perfect Day For Her:

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed: fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lavender bath oil
10:00 Light workout at the club with handsome,personal trainer
10:30 Facial, Manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor café
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife .... she gained 30 pounds
1:00 Shopping with friends ... unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 3 dozen roses delivered by florist card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light workout at club, followed by a gentle massage
5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror
7:30 Candle lit dinner for two, followed by dancing
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:30 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day For Him:

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow-job
6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of the Sun
7:00 Breakfast; Fillet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Taxi arrives
7:45 Bloody Mary en-route to airport
8:15 Private jet to Gleneagles
9:30 Limo to the Golf Club
9:45 Manage a round of 2 under
11:45 Lunch: 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blow-job
12:30 Back nine at Gleneagles, 4 under
2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay Martini)
2:30 Private jet home, take a nap
3:15 Afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
4:30 Land world record Carp
5:00 Private jet back home, massage and hand job en-route by naked Kathy Ireland
6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave
7:00 See newflash; England football team get a win!
7:30 Dinner; Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1963)and a Steak
9:00 Remy Martin cognac and Cuban Partagas Cigar
9:30 Sex with 3 women
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Bed (Alone)
11:50 12 second - 4 note fart.... dog leaves the room
11:55 Sleep

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