Recently, Gordon Brown decided to take his Cabinet out for a meal, to thank them for all their fabulous achievements over the last 13 years.
The waiter came round to Gordon and asked what he would like to order 'I'll have the haggis' barked Gordon
'Excellent choice, sir…' said the waiter. '..and for the vegetables?'
'Oh' said Gordon with an airy wave of his hand 'they can have a steak'