10: You have a reserved parking space with your name on it - at County Court Offices.
9: You spend an inordinate amount of time scraping hair and bone out of your front grille.
8: You get more unwanted tickets than there are Arsenal fans.
7: After less than 10 minutes in your car, passengers say, "I don't mind walking!"
6: Your family already has a roadside cross ready to mark the inevitable spot.
5: The Transport Minister just named his new 160-foot yacht after you.
4: You see more middle fingers than a manicurist.
3: The traffic police in your area have memorised your date of birth, social security number, home address, license plate number and how many points you have left before your 39th trip to the traffic school, which has been named after you.
2: The other day, you ran right into the garage door -- and it was *up* at the time.
and the Number 1 Sign You May Be a Bad Driver...
1: Every time your cell phone rings while you're putting on makeup, you spill your tea, drop your Game Boy and rear-end the car in front of you on the motorway.