Benevolent Barrister

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

A barrister was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.

His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must eat grass. The driver told the barrister.

The barrister would not hear of it and said come to my house and I will feed you. The man stated, "sir I have a wife and three children," and then the second man spoke up and said "I have a wife and six children". The barrister says it is ok bring them all, there is enough for everyone.

It takes about twenty minutes to get everyone into the car and they are on their way.

Shortly after the two men are totally overtaken and are saying to the barrister, "sir I do not know how to thank you and we are not able to repay you, thank you for your kindness."

The barrister says to them do not worry about it, it is fine and plenty for everyone. "You will love my house, the grass is about two and half feet high."

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