Coming home unexpectedly, the husband found his wife in bed with a naked man.
He produced a pistol from a dresser drawer and was about to shoot the interloper when his wife pleaded,
"Don't, don't! Who do you think bought us the house in the country, the Lexus, my sable wrap?"
"Are you the man?" asked the husband.
The unclothed one nodded.
"Then get your clothes on!" roared the husband, "You wanna catch a cold?"
