Yo Mamma

1.Yo Mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
2.Yo Mama so fat she drives a spandex car!
3.Yo Mama so poor she sold her laptop to get the internet.
4.Yo Mama so hairy the only lanuage she can speak is Wookie
5.Yo Mama so ugly she entered a ugly compitition and they said "Sorry,No Profesionals."