Submitted by Mark Percival

Sunday, 6 June 2010

I was down the local bar last night when a woman came up and asked me what reincarnation meant.

I told her that it means when you die, you come back as something different.

She replied "When I die I'm going to come back as a Dog"

I said "Your not fucking listening Darling!"

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