It's The Simple Life Of Food & Sex For Me!

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 5 June 2010

In my next life if I have a choice, I want to come back as a buffalo out on the prairie.

Everyday it's war in the middle east, spilled oil all over the gulf, war in Africa, trillions of dollars in debt, work at job, gets kids off glue, meth, listen to politicians running for office!

As a buffalo, everyday it's eat, eat, eat, sex, sex, sex, good bowel movement, eat, eat, eat, sex, sex, sex!

As long as you don't grow wings, you have it made.

-Evan Keel

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