I was so totally embarrassed at the city park today.
There was this huge but friendly dog came over to my park bench where I was resting and I rubbed his ears and said 'good dog' and all that, but he soon got on my leg and began going at it hard and heavy.
Every time I tried to move away he would growl.
He finally finished up. That was when his owner yelled, "Are you finally through, Moby? Thank the woman and let's go home!"