Highly Embarrassed At The Park

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 5 June 2010

I was so totally embarrassed at the city park today.

There was this huge but friendly dog came over to my park bench where I was resting and I rubbed his ears and said 'good dog' and all that, but he soon got on my leg and began going at it hard and heavy.

Every time I tried to move away he would growl.

He finally finished up. That was when his owner yelled, "Are you finally through, Moby? Thank the woman and let's go home!"

-Betty Kant

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