Three monkeys are swinging from tree to tree when on of them says to the others "Hey, y'know what? My legs are hurting." "Why is that?" the other monkey asked. "I just ran down to the markets to get some bananas and my legs cramped up" the monkey replied. "Markets? But there's heaps of bananas here in the jungle" came the other's comment. "Why buy them at the markets?" "Well" the monkey considered "the ones up here are all bent."