I went to see my doctor for a check up and he asked me if I'd been drinking alcohol.
"Shit yeah!" I replied. "Had two dozen cans just last night."
Doctor smiled and said "Wimp, I had three dozen on Wednesday night, so take that."
Not easily rattled I responded "Yeah, well I slept with 16 women the other evening."
Doctor came back with "I fucked Cameron Diaz and Jessica Alba at the same time."
"Golly!" I replied "Were they as good as fucking your wife in both holes, cause that's what I did while you were enjoying yourself."