Penis Was A Dead Ringer

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Whatever you do, don't buy any products advertised in those spam e-mails, because you'll just get pinched. Take it from me: I learned my lesson the hard way with that whole self-stapling penis ring bloody mess here and at the emergency room.

-Dick Pissless

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