"Sir, I am a eunich."

John walks into the therapist's office and introduces himself "Hi, I'm John. Judge Judy sent me." The therapist replies in a high-pitched voice, "Hello, I'm Dr. Michael Flaherty." John, quite surprised, asked "Why is your voice like that?" The doctor replied, "I'm a eunich." John turns towards the door and the doc asks "where are you going?" John replies, "I must be in the wrong place. I'm looking for the therapist and, well, eunichs don't have nuts."